Pick someone your own size

I mean really, leave the guy alone :P

You think it's easy growing up with a bunch of tools that talk? ...and being called "Handy Manny"?

Seriously babe, stop having a fight with a cartoon character *pffttt*

Caught the husband arguing with Handy Manny saying "Hek eleh, bukan kau pun yang buat keje tools kau yang buat kan? Kerek lah!"

OMG....dah takde mende lain nak gaduh ke Husband?

We need to go out more and be with other people who are in our age bracket

This is what happened when you spend too much time with your 3-year old

Monday Malady

Monday never works well for me...

or..

I never work well on Monday

??

Lambada Libido

When I had my child some 3 years ago, out of all the advices that I received, one really made a mark in my cerebral cortex

Not because its anything special or far apart from other advices that I've received

This one is actually true...

I was told...
                  "After the birth of your first child...YOU'LL NEVER FEEL LIKE HAVING SEX AGAIN"

...and the fact that she told me what she told me with no care in the world makes me wonder is it true?

...turns out

Hell yeah! The last thing that I want after a very exhausting day at work and then come home to cook and clean and everything else is to be pounded like a lesung

pow! pow! pow!

..and it takes a long time for me to be all hot and ready and lubricated and sexy and all...its hard work

and I'm so malas...and tired

Pity my husband though....been following me around like a raccoon in heat hihihi

So yeah I have a plan to get all hot and sexay tonight just for ma man yo!

Babe we need to get away just the 2 (+1) of us ;)

I'll totally rock your ...ummm world hahahah

Not-So-Wordless-Wednesday

Been drowning my cough in this...

I supposed its ok to be taking the whole bottle by midday?

Is it just me or is the office is moving?

Agaknya inilah perasaan seorang mat pit yang telan ubat batuk

H...I...G...H

Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihiiiiiii....

Melonised

Ok so there I was shoving nasik lemak down my throat when I saw them...

2 glorious melons almost popping out of the sunday dress...I wonder who belongs to those melons..

Is it weird that I was checking out another lady's boobs? But really I believe with all my heart that those melons were talking to me...telling me to look at them....glorious round potruding perky soft supple boobbies

So I told the husband...."babe look, boobbies"

...and all I got was "eh" from the husband

Seriously?

*scratch head*

Something must be very wrong with me. I blame the delicious nasik lemak ayam berempah at Chawan. Things looked bigger there

Dem you melons! Dem youuuuuuu!

Fabulousitynot

When I decided to blog...I wanted to blog like those fabulous blog people...loads of fabulous photos in all the fabulous places hanging out with fabulous friends looking all...well, fabulous...

....but then again, I'm not fabulous. Heh!

I'm not gonna pretend that I am this fabulous Miss GobbleGobble because I'm not...and it's ok...to not be fab you know?

The thing is, I wanted to write about the struggles that I'm going through now...and oh boy am I struggling or what.

Things are not easy I gotta say....but I'm not gonna run

I'm gonna take it one day at a time...

Now....where's my cheese cake?

Moving Matter

A typical Capricorn that I am...I love consistency, sameness, familiarity, regularity, uniformity...you get the idea

And I just detest changes....yes yes I know I'm a big bore but really, if I like something I will like that something for a long long time

I find comfort in knowing that things will always there where you left them...

Changes/moving cause undue stress to me. In another word...I hate changes

So when the notice came that we need to move our space, I went berserk

I donlaikit...

I really don't...

*sighs*

Consistent Pro...castinator

Consistency has never been my strongest point.....procastination is ;)

Later aligator!

Mind your own mind...

You see, the mind is a very powerful thing. Those neutrons and electrons all linked up and it can make you think and do things...blablabla

So last night I told my mind that I need to avoid all sugary things...I need to lose weight, remember?

What I didn't know is that my mind has its own mind....that rebellious piece of bitch mind

So there I was trying to pass on the toh ice and seri muka and bubur kacang all things, but my mind you see, having its own mind decided to oink like there was no tomorrow

Some self-control....Pffft!!

So far I have gained at least 1 kg today

...and feeling absolutely mad at myself *pah*

...and yeah, I'll start the whole no sugar thingy tomorrow

Urgh....

Friends?

What bloody irritate me to no end is that when people request you to approve them as Friends and when you do and you say hello and all, they act as though they don't know you or the snub you or ignores you (??)

I mean....what the %^%#$#@??

Maybe I should stop being so nice. I just wanted to play CittyVille

Time to trim the Friends List.

People...sheesh

Losing it...

These days to get 30 minutes worth of tv-time is like.....super lucky

Cause there's the football...or

Special Agent OSO.....whom I think is just plain scarry...or

There's more football....and Dibo and Chugginton and football and football highlights

I mean c'mon boys! We need to watch better tv...be well informed of what's happening in the world today....who's who and who's not

We gotta watch E! News!

Heh...

Hey I didn't say "intellectual" tv :)

But nonetheless, I need to device a plan so I can watch my trash...

Hmmmm....

Food for thoughts and tumbling tummies

...So it's gonna be udang cili bawang putih goreng and kobis goreng telur and somethingelsethatIhaveyettofigureout for dinner tonight.

...for which all of the above would warrant me a trip to the supermarket....need some lemons and fresh parsley

and I'm getting my supply of cream cheese today from a dear friend...

Need to fix the pipe and need to mend the lawn and need to plant the papaya tree and need and need and need....

Udang cili bawang putih goreng....yumsss

Apprai....what??

So it's that time of the year again....where we all get sweaty and fidgety and crazy

A.P.P.R.A.I.S.A.L - a nine-letter word that made my blood goes 'upstairs' (my blood pressure shooting through the roof) and just about everyone in the office is literally cuckoo.

There's the hair-twirler, the pencil-muncher, the copy machine-humper....crazy I tell ya!

But honest to god, I don't give a rat's arse

Cause my boss is a certified A-Holer...and I'm being kind here.

I busted my wobbly @ss the whole of last year, holding the fort all by myself....and later was told that "I don't deserve my high marks?"

Go shred your balls with the shredder.

What the h3ll am I still doing here??

Grrrrr....

So.....

The thing is this...I would be mentally blogging all through the day at work, at home, in the toilet, during shower, lunchtime dinnertime, walking, breathing....


But whenever I try to pen them down...my 'mental-blogging' that is, you know...sit down and switch the laptop on , log in and everything, my mind goes *poof*...blank


It can be quite irritating. I need a place to quiet down my incessant 'mental-blogging'. I was just scared that one day I'll go all 'verbal-blogging' if I don't tackle my 'mental-blogging' problem...


...cause I don't think what I have to say about my boss would sit well with him....hahah


So yeah, this space....it'll work for the time being :)